Author Archives: Adam Engel

You’re naked until dead: A message from your sponsor

Warning: Mature Audiences Only: contains lucidity, profanity, conjecture and really bad news.

I think it was Freud who said that humans need love and work to be . . . uh . . . folks who don’t have to blow time and money curled-up all fetal and vulnerable on a couch, ratting out their mothers to guys like Freud. I thoroughly agree. Work is something to do during those awkward years between birth and death, a necessary exercise of mind and body (combined with at least an hour of working-out if the largest muscle used in your work is stuffed all hot-sweat-convoluted in your skull). Continue reading

Dear Ruling Elite

I am Nobody. If that. Perhaps Nobody in particular—just another not very “productive” member of the other 99-percent. Nevertheless, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate your astonishing feat of transforming this once racist, imperialist Repoblip or Demogocracy or whatever it was into the Greatest Liberator of Human Souls the world has ever known. Continue reading